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AFF 6

Posted by uberclown - September 24th, 2010


Yeah i took too long to post this new one sorry...plz enjoy.

A man in a trench coat is seen running through an alley in complete panic. As he's running he kicks up a news paper that show the date to be 2017.
Man: holy shit I can't believe he killed all of my men without even trying!!!! (he stops running and is leaning on the corner of a brick wall looking down the alley he just came running from) Did I loose him?
Other voice from behind the man: I wouldn't count on it!
The man slowly turned his head towards the source of the voice.
He sees the man that had killed all of his men (200 in total) the man that he knew all too well.
Man: Dementio!!! I-I-I didn't know it was you...
Dementio: oh really? *shows a wicked smile Well now that you know its me you can finally tell me something I've been meaning to ask you.
Man: and uh... what would that be?
Dimitrius: I need you to tell me where Kira is.
Man: and what makes you think that I would know.
Dementio: Because you are a very reliable source or so I've heard. So are you gonna tell me what I need to know or are you gonna disappoint me?
Man: oh yeah sure let me just get the hologram... *the man reaches into his coat pocket but instead of a hologram he pulls out a shotgun! Die you bastard!!!
This catches Dementio completely off guard.
Dementio: woah the fu-
He didn't finish his sentence because his head gets completely blown off.
Man: ha! So much for the legendary Dementio the assassin clown!!! Ha hah ha ha ha!
Along with the man's laughter another one could be heard from behind him
???: heh heh heh heh heh hih hih hih ha ha ha hah aha hah!!!!
The man turns around to see Dementio standing behind him laughing as well.
Man: but I-you were-I just-
He turns and sees Dementio's decapitated body still lying in front of him.
Man: how???
Dementio: how what? *smirks oh you mean how I'm still alive? That would probably take more time to explain than I would like to waste. So about that info?
Man: oh...right...um...let me just *pulls out the actual hologram
Dementio snags the hologram from the man.
Dementio: thanks. He starts walking away but after a few steps he stops and looks back. Oh and one more thing...give me your jacket.
Man: what?
Suddenly Dementio raises his hand, which makes the man flinch, and snaps his finger. And the man's jacket disappears from him and appears on Dementio's hand.
Dementio: thanks and you should go to a doctor about that severe head wound, I think it could be fatal. Heh heh heh.
Man: what are you talkin-
Suddenly the man's head explodes just like Dementio's head and his body lands where Dementio's body had landed but now was replaced by the man's own body.

Dementio: Now lets see where she's at...
Dementio reads the hologram and finds out that Kira is in the past trying to finish her last mission before becoming a fully licensed assassin.
Dementio: hmm... I guess she's failed since I haven't heard anything about her being promoted or anything... I guess I'm supposed to stop her. He then notices who her target is. oh its him! *grins Very well then!
He quickly puts on the newly acquired trench coat, throws away the hologram pad, and continues walking away.
Let's see how much fun I have!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHEHSHAHA!!!

Again sorry for taking so long and expect the next one soon i promise.


Comments

Dude, that clown is creepy as fuck! I think i'm afraid of clowns now.

good!!! i have succeded!!! >:D