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Posted by uberclown - March 28th, 2010


Eiji, a high school student on his last year in school was on his way home after a perilous day at school.
Eiji: alright see you guys tomorrow! Hmmm...I gotta work on my homework, then study for a test, do a book report and do some stuff on the computer. But....I don't feel like doing any of it. I just wanna get home, turn the on the TV and play my new video game silent scope 5! I cant wait! XD
As he was walking to the bus stop he had a nagging feeling that he was being watched...he looks around....but it couldn't be possible since the only hiding places that were available were trees and fences, and only one story houses that were dotted at seemingly random places. So he shook away his feeling and kept waiting for the bus, then his brain matter was splattered on the road from a gun shot.
A gleam of light shined from the top of an oak tree, a very well endowed female has been sitting, waiting for Eiji, her last target. Finally after waiting for about half an hour, she saw her target, she aimed her 50 caliber sniper rifle and aimed carefully. She perfectly aligned her crosshairs on Eiji's head and fired, and thanks to her silencer all that was heard was her target's bloody brain matter splattered on the road.
Female assassin: too easy.J
The assassin pulls out what looks like a mirror form her bra, opens it and dials a number.
Female assassin: This is Kira...yes, the target is dead...I don't need to verify, the target's head...but...oh fine!
She climbs down from the tree like a lazy snake and started walking towards Eiji, getting more and more annoyed with each step.
Kira: Man, why do I need to check on a target who's head just exploded into a million...pieces...
She sees that her target is getting up, his head completely healed.
Eiji: ow...what the hell!? What happened? Where'd this blood come from? Wait its coming from me! GAH! I'm bleeding! But...where's the wound?
The assassin, completely surprised and confused with her jaw dropped stares at her supposedly deceased target.
Kira: uh...but...how...I just...you were >.<
Eiji: huh? Um...hello there and you are?
Kira: crap he saw me! No choice then!
The assassin pulls out two revolvers and aims at her target.
Eiji: WOAH!!! Wait what are you doing!?!?
He turns to run but was too late and was shot in the back four times and twice in the head.
Kira: there that should take care of him...O.O what?
She sees her targets wounds closing up and only leave behind blood and holes on his uniform even the head wounds close up.
Eiji: ouch that smarts! Huh? -looks behind and sees the girl that just shot him- hey! What you shoot me with rubber bullets! Geez...that hurt!
The assassin completely confused stagers back then starts running. She pulls out her phone and dials a number. It rings twice then finally someone answers.
Kira: HQ. this is Kira I want to talk to Jake! I don't care if he's busy just get him on the line!
Jake: hello?
Kira: Jake did you forget to tell me something about my target?
Jake: um...no...I don't think so...
Kira: Jake don't fuck with me right now! The target did not die!
Jake: what? Hmm...who was your target again?
Kira stops behind a tree to catch her breath.
Kira: Eiji Kimiko how could you forget!? You're the one that gave me this assignment as my last one so I could become a fully registered assassin!!!
Jake: oh yeah...him...ok lets see where is his file? Ah here it is. Hmm...Eiji Kimiko, five feet five inches tall...black eyes...black hair...umm...oh!
Kira: oh? What's "oh"?
Jake: well it says here he's...immortal.
Kira: WHAT?!?!?!? How am I supposed to kill someone who is immortal?!?!?
Jake: I don't know but it says here he died on July 25, 2017.
Kira: hmmm... she remember the day that she sent to which was July 25 2010...so he can die...does it say how?
Jake: no...it only says unknown cause of death.
Kira: damn! Well I guess I'm gonna have to find out myself huh?
Jake: fraid so.
Kira: fine! -she hangs up-
Jake: what no goodbye?
Jake lays back on his computer chair and looks at the picture of Eiji on his desk and smiles...

all right ppls tell me what you think.


Comments

Dude that is awesome. A kid who's immortal, that's cool. Nice work on ur 1st story, man. 5 Stars.

thanks a lot soad! :D
the next part will be here soon