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After a few minutes Eiji sits up and looks around, he sees Kira reading a gun magazine.
Kira: wow! I thought I would never see this model assault rifle! XD Oh, you finally woke up?
Eiji: what happened?
Kira: not sure...you just blew your freakin brains out! Why did you do that? *in small voice scared the crap out of me...
Eiji: *too busy to hear the last part hmm...I don't know what came over me I just felt like killing myself.
Kira: *puts down the magazine do you still feel the same way?
Eiji: no not anymore and I don't even know why I wanted to kill myself for.
Kira: this could be bad...
Eiji: why?
Kira: I hope I'm wrong but I think it was an assassination attempt that just happened
Eiji: assassination attempt? How?
Kira: it must have been J.
Eiji: who's J?
Kira: he's a very dangerous assassin that probably wants to kill you.
Eiji: another assassin is trying to kill me? Why?
Kira: probably had an offer he couldn't refuse from his contractor.
Eiji: so does that mean you were here to kill me because someone sent you?
Kira: yes, but that doesn't matter right now. What we should worry about is why J is here and who is the one that sent him and hope other assassins aren't going to be sent.
Eiji: there's more!?
Kira pulls out a metallic rectangle the size of a pen and hands it to Eiji.
Eiji: another holographic screen?
Kira: yes this one has most of the info of the assassins in training and fully licensed assassins.
Eiji: hmm...
He pushes a button on the side of the hologram and a blue light screen pops up. The screen shows a picture and a name. He reads through the names and pictures but doesn't recognize any of them, then he sees Ayama's picture.
Eiji: Hey I've seen her before! She's an assassin?
Kira gets behind him and leans on him which makes her boobs press up against him and almost made Eiji drop the hologram, but he kept his cool...barely.
Kira: really?
Eiji: um...y-yeah.
Kira: when? Where? What happened?
Eiji: ok...in order. While I was eating lunch. Outside a restaurant. And she kinda pushed me in front of a steamroller, by...accident.
As Eiji was saying this he had opened Ayama's file and sees her title name is accident assassin.
Eiji: Accident assassin? What's that mean?
Kira: well...how should I explain this...there are a lot of assassins and each one has his own way of killing. Like Ayama she's an accident assassin which means all of kills look like they died by accident.
Eiji: convenient
Kira: very. Then there's me. I'm categorized as a weapon assassin.
Eiji: in other words a gun nut. Ha ha ha ha...
Kira pulls out duct tape seemingly out of nowhere and tapes Eiji's mouth shut.
Kira: as I was saying...I'm a weapon assassin which is a typical kind of assassin and not only are we categorized like that but we are also categorized with numbers too.
Eiji struggles to take off the tape.
Kira: The numbers go from one to ten, the lower the number the more dangerous the person is. Kira then pins Eiji down and rips off the tape.
Eiji: ow, ow, ow, owww.!!!
Kira: were you listening!?
Eiji: yes!
Kira: don't back talk me!
Eiji: can you get off me now.
Kira stands up and sits on her bed and holds her teddy bear.
Kira: As I was saying. The lower the number the more dangerous the person.
Eiji: so if you're an eight, then does that mean your not very dangerous? Cuz I think you need a lower number.
Kira: yes I know I've been trying to get H.Q. to lower my number but that will only happen if I discover my hidden talent.
Eiji: hidden talent?
Kira: some of the licensed assassins have special abilities that make them more dangerous than other assassins. Its all in that hologram. You can borrow it but I want it back in the morning ok.
*yawns. Now can you leave so I can change and go to sleep?
Eiji: oh right ok.
Eiji walks out the door.
Eiji: goodnight.
Kira: night.
Eiji enters his room and sits on his bed. He then continues to look through some other assassin names. He finds Kira's and opens her file. It read: Kira Rin, weapon assassin level 8, 5 ft. 5 in., blood type AB+, only one family member; deceased. 50 successful hits, with only minor collateral damage. Favorite weapon: twin revolvers. Weapon of choice: wide variety of weapons. Special ability: undiscovered.
Eiji: hmm... (minor collateral damage? Yeah right!) what else we got?
Eiji reopens Ayama's file and continues reading.
Ayama Sasaki, accident assassin level 7, 5ft 10in, blood type O, no known family members. 100 successful hits, with minimal collateral damage. Weapon of choice: anything she can find. Special ability: undiscovered.
Eiji: wow! She's stronger than Kira?
Eiji looks up from the hologram and sees the time.
Eiji: 1 in the morning...what day is it...? Sunday...ah crap school tomorrow.
Eiji turns off the hologram and sets it next to his alarm clock.
A few hours pass and the hologram starts beeping Eiji still half asleep reaches out without looking and knocks over the hologram which turns it on, Eiji then goes back to sleep. On the hologram a message appears and reads: KIRA URGENT!!! LEVEL 1 ASSASSIN HAS BEEN SENT! PLEASE BE CAREFUL. -Jake. THIS MESSAGE WILL BE DELETED FOR SECURITY MESURES. Then the hologram turns off.

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