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Posted by uberclown - June 24th, 2010


wow i procrastinated a lot on this story. ah well, heres the fourth part. hope you like it.

Eiji after constantly dodging police questioning him about his blood soaked clothing finally makes it to his apartment's front door.
Eiji: *sigh finally I can change out of these clothes.
He opens the door, goes to the laundry room to change from his blood drenched school clothes and puts on a black t-shirt and blue jeans. He then hears some familiar sounds coming from his room.
Eiji: what is that...? *listens carefully. that sounds like... King of Fighters!
He quietly walks to his room where the sound was coming from and slowly opens the door. Through the crack of the door he sees the game on the TV and he sees...Kira playing the game!
Eiji: *gasps(what the hell is she doing back!? Crap! What do I do?)
He finally decides to get a weapon and try to make her leave. Before he could take a step from the door he hears Kira.
Kira: I know your there Eiji. Get in here!
Eiji: oh shit!!!
He tries to run but the door swings wide open and he is grabbed by Kira, pulled into his room, thrown onto his bed, and is pinned down.
Eiji: Please don't kill me! I know I'm immortal but it still hurts when I die!
Kira: Shut up! I'm not here to kill you!
Eiji: You're not?
Kira: Don't make me repeat myself!
Eiji: Ok! So... why are you here then?
Kira: *blushes and looks away. I don't have anywhere else to stay...
Eiji looks at her and tries to see if she's lying, but he didn't even see a hint of dishonesty.
Eiji: um...well if-if you want...you could stay here...?
Kira blushes even harder but it instantly disappears and is replaced with her usual angry look that Eiji always saw when she was trying to kill him.
Eiji: That is if you want!!! *covers head.
Eiji was expecting to be in pain but instead Kira reaches into her back pocket and pulled out a small box that was glowing from every corner.
Eiji: what's that?
Kira: it's an ITB
Eiji: a what?
Kira: An Improbable Transportation box. Its where I keep all my stuff.
Eiji: how does it work?
Kira: well first I need to know where I'm going to sleep.
Eiji: oh right um...lets see...you can stay in a room that's next to my room.
Kira: ok. Show me.
Eiji: I'll show you when you get off me.
Kira gets off of him and follows him to the other room. The room looked the same as Eiji's room but it was empty and had a window that illuminated every corner of the room.
Kira: yeah this will do.
Kira sets down the box and pushes a button on the side.
Kira: I'd get out if I were you.
Eiji: what?
Kira then turns and grabs Eiji and gets out of the room.
Eiji: hey what are you...
Before Eiji could finish Kira slammed the door shut and from the room there was an explosion but there was no smoke. Kira then opened the door and instead of a ruined room with a gaping hole, the empty room became a room with a bed with crimson, red coverings, a pillow with the same color with a teddy bear that was holding a gun in one paw and a heart on the other that read "try to steal my heart, I DARE U, blue carpeting, but the most amazing part of the room were the walls which were covered with guns from 9mm's to a freakin m-134.
Eiji: Holy shit Kira! How did that little box hold all of this!
Kira: That's why its called an improbable traveling box.
Eiji: where did you get that?
Kira: its from the same place I came from.
Eiji: and where did you say u were from again?
Kira: From the future!!! weren't you listening when I introduced myself!
Eiji: no I was too busy trying to get away remember!? By the way...why aren't you trying to kill anymore?
Kira: I figured that I would hang around and find out what does kill you.
Eiji: so does that mean you won't try to kill me anymore?
Suddenly Kira pulls out her revolver and aims it at Eiji.
Kira: *with a wicked smile. Not unless you make me!
Eiji: *takes cover. Ok...Ok I get it!
Kira: good to know were on the same page!^^ *puts away gun.
Eiji gets up and walks around the room.
Eiji: so...why do you have all these weapons? Were you expecting me to be tough?
Kira: Don't flatter yourself. This is just my gun collection that I started since I was 10.
Eiji: so how old are you anyways?
Kira: 17
Suddenly Eiji grabs a 12 gauge shotgun and aims it at himself.
Kira: what are you doing!?!?!
Eiji: Its-its not me that's doing this!
He cocks the weapon and pulls the trigger and blows his brains out and it splatters all over the window.
Kira stares in shock at what Eiji just did.
From outside an emo looking guy is casually walking by.
???: *sighs mission accomplished...

thanks fer readin and plz comment. next part coming soon. C ya


Posted by uberclown - April 20th, 2010


yes i finally finished the third part plz enjoy^^

The next morning Eiji was walking to school exhausted from what happened last night and what happened afterwards.
Eiji: Damn! Cant believe that girl left me with all that stuff to clean up...then the cops...and finally the landlord!
Eiji kept thinking about what that girl had said...
Then he felt a tap on his shoulder. He freaks out, trips, and covers his head, after a few seconds he looks back expecting to see down a gun barrel but instead he sees the girl he's had a crush on for many years...
Mika: umm....Eiji...are you okay?
Eiji: *blushing uh...yeah *stands up
Mika: I heard an explosion last night. Do you know what happened?
Eiji: (oh yeah she lives a few blocks away from my apartment) Oh its nothing you need to worry about.
Mika: but I thought the explosion came from where you lived and besides I saw a hole in one of the apartments...was it yours?
Eiji: umm...(should I tell her...no she wouldn't believe me) no it wasn't my apartment umm...I gotta go see ya!
Later that day...Eiji was calmly eating lunch outside, on a warm summer day, at a fast food restaurant. His lunch included a cheese burger, tater tots, and a medium mountain dew. He was thinking about what he had learned about himself last night.
Eiji: (hmm...who would of thought that I would be immortal) he smiles to himself and thinks of what he could do knowing this.
Female voice: hey do you mind if I sit here?
Eiji: *without looking. Sure go ahead...
Female voice: umm...thanks...
she sits down and eats her salad
Eiji finally looks and is surprised at what he sees. The girl had blonde hair, long enough to reach her knees, blue beautiful eyes, and she was wearing a uniform of some kind that for some reason it seemed familiar to Eiji. He forgot that he was staring.
Girl: umm...why are you staring at me?
Eiji:*looks away quickly oh...sorry
The girl smiles.
Girl: my name is Ayama^^. Ayama Sasaki^^
Eiji: I'm Eiji... Eiji Kimiko^^ nice to meet you
Ayama: same here^^. Umm...I was wondering if you could show me around town I'm kind of new around here.
Eiji: yes of course lets go right now^^
Ayama: umm...can I finish my lunch first?
Eiji: oh right
After they finished eating Eiji shows Ayama his favorite parts of town
Eiji: do you like videogames?
Ayama: yes! I do.
Eiji: well there's an arcade up ahead if you wanna hang out there
Ayama: yes of course lets go!
Ayama and Eiji walk over there and pass by a construction site. Ayama sees a steamroller driving by.
Ayama: (now's my chance)
As Eiji and Ayama are walking by Ayama "accidentally" pushes Eiji in the path of the steamroller
Eiji: whoa *lands on his back ow! What...
Ayama: OH MY GOD!!! EIJI LOOK OUT!!!
Eiji sees the steamroller too late and gets run over. His blood and guts splatter everywhere on the ground and on the steamroller's giant wheel and the driver doesn't even notice because he's listening to his I-pod.
Ayama: *trembling pulls out a chronophone and dials a number Th-this is A-Ayama reporting...the t-target is...is dead......I don't wanna check if he is dead his freaking body just popped like a blood filled balloon!!!
Then from where Eiji was squashed at appeared Eiji soaked in his own blood
Eiji: ow! I'm gonna feel soar in the morning...*gets up and pops his neck
Ayama quickly puts away her chronophone
Ayama: Oh my god!!! Eiji your...okay? O.O
Eiji: umm...yeah a bit soar but I'm ok
Ayama: but you were just...how are you still...*she starts to back away umm...I just remembered I have to be somewhere else uh...so bye! *she runs away
Eiji: wait! I can explain...I think.
Eiji is left there staring in the direction that Ayama ran to...

hope you ppl liked it^^


Posted by uberclown - April 14th, 2010


while i finish the third part check this pic that i got from a friend XD

chuck norris pawns all!!!


Posted by uberclown - April 2nd, 2010


yes i finished the second part!!! and in record time too! plz enjoy

Later that night, Eiji made it home after a confusing and painful day after school, Eiji didn't even feel like playing his new video game.
Eiji: man that was weird...that girl shot me and yet I'm still alive...hmmm...
Eiji laid on his bed in his apartment and thought back to what had happened and finally without realizing he fell asleep.
Meanwhile outside his window Kira the weapon assassin jumped from the tree she was sitting on and broke through Eiji's window in an explosion of sharp, broken glass startling Eiji and making him jump off the bed and take cover. The assassin was covered in weapons from revolvers to shotguns.
Kira: EIJI KIMIKO!!! I've come here to kill you!!!
Eiji gets up and runs to his door
Eiji: WHAT??? WHY!?!?! Who are you?
Kira: my name doesn't matter but if you must know my name is Kira Rin!
Eiji: why do you want to kill me? What did I do to you?
Kira: to me nothing personally...but I need to kill you so I can graduate and become a fully licensed assassin then I can kill anyone I want with out any consequences!
Eiji: What! That cant be legal!
Kira: Not in your time, but from where I come from its completely legal to people like me!
Eiji: where are you from?
Kira: I am an assassin from the year 2036 and you're my last target to kill!
Kira pulls out a shotgun, she cocks it, and aims.
Kira: this time I know I wont fail!
Eiji then throws a pillow at Kira which makes her flinch and shoot somewhere else which Eiji takes advantage of and runs like hell from the room.
Kira: Shit! Get back here!!
She gives chase like a cat armed to the teeth with guns goes after a mouse.
Eiji locks his door and makes a dash to the front he tries to think of a way to stop her but can't think of anything else but throw things at her and keep her from shooting him, just then Eiji hears an explosion from behind him. He dares to have a glance back, fearing for what he might see. He sees Kira coming out of his room holding a grenade launcher.
Kira: you can run but you cant hide Eiji!!!
Eiji grabs the door handle but that's all he was able to do since Kira shot him with her shotgun at him and blew his head to pieces.
Kira: heh! if that doesn't kill him I don't know what will!
A few minutes pass and nothing happened...Kira was about to leave when she heard something...she looked back slowly and saw Eiji getting up.
Eiji: whoa! That was weird (he looks at her) did you just shoot me with a shotgun???
Kira nods.
Eiji: then how am I still alive?
Kira: (she hesitates) you're...immortal that's how...
Eiji: I-I'm immortal?!?! You mean I cant die?!?!
Kira nods.
Eiji: but how...?
Kira: I don't know your profile doesn't say.
Eiji: my profile? I have a profile?
Kira pulls out a thin metallic object from her bra and hands it to Eiji.
Kira: take a look for yourself
Eiji takes the object.
Eiji: umm....what is this?
He pushes a small button on the side and a blue light screen popped up from the top with a picture of Eiji and his information.
Eiji: wow! I really do have a file...hmm...wait a minute it says here I die on July 25, 2017!
Kira: yeah I know that's the part I don't get.
Eiji stares at the screen for few seconds
Eiji: well...since you know you cant kill me...does that mean you'll leave me alone?
Kira glares at Eiji.
Kira: don't think your free from me. I'm going to stick around and see what exactly kills you on that date.
She runs back into Eiji's room and jumps back out the window.
Kira: Ill be watching you Eiji!!!
Eiji runs after her
Eiji: Hey!!! You owe me for messing up my apartment!!!
She disappears into the shadows and leaves Eiji with hundreds of dollars worth of repair...

plz leave comments and tell what you think!


Posted by uberclown - March 28th, 2010


Eiji, a high school student on his last year in school was on his way home after a perilous day at school.
Eiji: alright see you guys tomorrow! Hmmm...I gotta work on my homework, then study for a test, do a book report and do some stuff on the computer. But....I don't feel like doing any of it. I just wanna get home, turn the on the TV and play my new video game silent scope 5! I cant wait! XD
As he was walking to the bus stop he had a nagging feeling that he was being watched...he looks around....but it couldn't be possible since the only hiding places that were available were trees and fences, and only one story houses that were dotted at seemingly random places. So he shook away his feeling and kept waiting for the bus, then his brain matter was splattered on the road from a gun shot.
A gleam of light shined from the top of an oak tree, a very well endowed female has been sitting, waiting for Eiji, her last target. Finally after waiting for about half an hour, she saw her target, she aimed her 50 caliber sniper rifle and aimed carefully. She perfectly aligned her crosshairs on Eiji's head and fired, and thanks to her silencer all that was heard was her target's bloody brain matter splattered on the road.
Female assassin: too easy.J
The assassin pulls out what looks like a mirror form her bra, opens it and dials a number.
Female assassin: This is Kira...yes, the target is dead...I don't need to verify, the target's head...but...oh fine!
She climbs down from the tree like a lazy snake and started walking towards Eiji, getting more and more annoyed with each step.
Kira: Man, why do I need to check on a target who's head just exploded into a million...pieces...
She sees that her target is getting up, his head completely healed.
Eiji: ow...what the hell!? What happened? Where'd this blood come from? Wait its coming from me! GAH! I'm bleeding! But...where's the wound?
The assassin, completely surprised and confused with her jaw dropped stares at her supposedly deceased target.
Kira: uh...but...how...I just...you were >.<
Eiji: huh? Um...hello there and you are?
Kira: crap he saw me! No choice then!
The assassin pulls out two revolvers and aims at her target.
Eiji: WOAH!!! Wait what are you doing!?!?
He turns to run but was too late and was shot in the back four times and twice in the head.
Kira: there that should take care of him...O.O what?
She sees her targets wounds closing up and only leave behind blood and holes on his uniform even the head wounds close up.
Eiji: ouch that smarts! Huh? -looks behind and sees the girl that just shot him- hey! What you shoot me with rubber bullets! Geez...that hurt!
The assassin completely confused stagers back then starts running. She pulls out her phone and dials a number. It rings twice then finally someone answers.
Kira: HQ. this is Kira I want to talk to Jake! I don't care if he's busy just get him on the line!
Jake: hello?
Kira: Jake did you forget to tell me something about my target?
Jake: um...no...I don't think so...
Kira: Jake don't fuck with me right now! The target did not die!
Jake: what? Hmm...who was your target again?
Kira stops behind a tree to catch her breath.
Kira: Eiji Kimiko how could you forget!? You're the one that gave me this assignment as my last one so I could become a fully registered assassin!!!
Jake: oh yeah...him...ok lets see where is his file? Ah here it is. Hmm...Eiji Kimiko, five feet five inches tall...black eyes...black hair...umm...oh!
Kira: oh? What's "oh"?
Jake: well it says here he's...immortal.
Kira: WHAT?!?!?!? How am I supposed to kill someone who is immortal?!?!?
Jake: I don't know but it says here he died on July 25, 2017.
Kira: hmmm... she remember the day that she sent to which was July 25 2010...so he can die...does it say how?
Jake: no...it only says unknown cause of death.
Kira: damn! Well I guess I'm gonna have to find out myself huh?
Jake: fraid so.
Kira: fine! -she hangs up-
Jake: what no goodbye?
Jake lays back on his computer chair and looks at the picture of Eiji on his desk and smiles...

all right ppls tell me what you think.


Posted by uberclown - March 16th, 2010


hey ppl i was wondering what u think about the names of the characters for my story...
the main character's name is.....ok havent got that yet.
But i think i got the assasins names good.
the main assasin's name is kira who's a girl ok.
then there are other assasins trying to kill him too.
there is Ayama who is an assasin that specializes in makin her assasinations look accidental.
(oh by the way each assasin specialises in a certain way of killing like kira is a typical assasin that uses weapons, Ayama makes sure her kills look like accidents and so on. Just wanted to clear that up.)
then theres an assasin that calls himself Dokuman, he specializes in poisening his victims.

those are the characters ive come up with so far and if you have any suggestions plz let me read them. ok thnx.

oh by the way does anyone know what (korosa reru koto wa deki mase n) means?


Posted by uberclown - March 9th, 2010


poor kagome....she never saw it coming....she should hide things like that better. lol

poor kagome....


Posted by uberclown - March 9th, 2010


i completely agree that cake should go to sephiroth!
who else agrees?

chocolate cake!!!


Posted by uberclown - March 9th, 2010


i made a drawing of my favorite warlord of the sea from One Piece and decided to make it look better by using the paint program on my computer and i was wondering...which one do u ppl think is better the one that i drew originally or the one i used paint?

oh and by the way leave more comments plz especially on my hentai pics thnks oh and more pics are coming soon as well as a non-hentai story.

And if u have any hentai suggestions just let me know. :)

which is better?


Posted by uberclown - February 8th, 2010


i just thought of a story not pornographic or anything just a funny story that i might post if i get my thoughts together.
the story is about an assassin in training from the future (cliche i know) that goes to the past to do her final part of her mission. Her mission is to kill a person and thats it. The only problem is the target is immortal and the assasin is not aware of this until the assassin is there and shoots the target with a sniper.

tell me what u think and plz help come up wit names thnx.